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X-RAY: LADY ANTEBELLUM
14% Quavery, overemotive chest-thumping14% Histrionic harmonizing 14% The closing credits music from a Very Special Episode of “Full House”12% Unthreatening middle-of-the-road goopCharles Kelley: “Sometimes music should be something that you don’t have to think about too much.”11% Alcohol-fueled abuse of Anytime MinutesDave Haywood: “I think drinking and dialling is a worldwide thing.”10% Zip-a-dee-doo-dah-ish refusal to consider the implications of the word “antebellum”6% Clingy, Kudzu-esque careerism“There’s been way too many bands better than us that have broken up way too early and so we don’t want that to happen.”5% Really huge … uh … successCharles Kelley: “I’ve got a lot of girth.”Dave Haywood: “A lot of girth?”Charles Kelley: “A lot of lung capacity! I don’t know where we’re going with this.”]4% Urge incontinence ICharles Kelley: “I’ll wake up in the middle of the night … I have a really weak bladder, and so I’m always getting up and going to the restroom, and every now and then … I’ll be humming, and I’ll be, like, ‘Oh, man. I have a good song idea.’ ”4% Urge incontinence IIHilary Scott: “It gets frustrating when they leave the seat up in the bus. My only requirement is keep the seat down, and we’ll get along great. Seat up, not so great.”3% Tangerine trees, marmalade skiesHillary Scott: “We’re very vocal about what we want to hear, and sometimes it’s literally, like, I just want to hear ‘purple.’ ”2% Tepid praise from the traffic engineers of Augusta, Ga.Charles Kelley: “[They] named a street after us, but it was only for one day.”1% The least interesting anecdote-opener of all timeHillary Scott: “We were in Jamaica, doing an event with Darius Rucker.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsush7j2Di1qf5y35o1_500.png)
X-RAY: LADY ANTEBELLUM
14% Quavery, overemotive chest-thumping
14% Histrionic harmonizing
14% The closing credits music from a Very Special Episode of “Full House”
12% Unthreatening middle-of-the-road goop
Charles Kelley: “Sometimes music should be something that you don’t have to think about too much.”
11% Alcohol-fueled abuse of Anytime Minutes
Dave Haywood: “I think drinking and dialling is a worldwide thing.”
10% Zip-a-dee-doo-dah-ish refusal to consider the implications of the word “antebellum”
6% Clingy, Kudzu-esque careerism
“There’s been way too many bands better than us that have broken up way too early and so we don’t want that to happen.”
5% Really huge … uh … success
Charles Kelley: “I’ve got a lot of girth.”
Dave Haywood: “A lot of girth?”
Charles Kelley: “A lot of lung capacity! I don’t know where we’re going with this.”]
4% Urge incontinence I
Charles Kelley: “I’ll wake up in the middle of the night … I have a really weak bladder, and so I’m always getting up and going to the restroom, and every now and then … I’ll be humming, and I’ll be, like, ‘Oh, man. I have a good song idea.’ ”
4% Urge incontinence II
Hilary Scott: “It gets frustrating when they leave the seat up in the bus. My only requirement is keep the seat down, and we’ll get along great. Seat up, not so great.”
3% Tangerine trees, marmalade skies
Hillary Scott: “We’re very vocal about what we want to hear, and sometimes it’s literally, like, I just want to hear ‘purple.’ ”
2% Tepid praise from the traffic engineers of Augusta, Ga.
Charles Kelley: “[They] named a street after us, but it was only for one day.”
1% The least interesting anecdote-opener of all time
Hillary Scott: “We were in Jamaica, doing an event with Darius Rucker.”
For a while now, there has been a consistent lament from those on the left that there was no liberal analog to the Tea Party, no activist bloc that could capture the frustration of a swath of the country and distill it into a show of rage and emotion that was impossible to ignore. Well, now…
I’m part of a small ad agency that serves a few clients - the most important of which is a beauty brand run by women. Two women from the brand came over for a meeting. The head of our agency ran a presentation from his laptop on a large projector; it was a huge success and the clients began to…
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Client: I don’t like that blue, make it a bit lighter. Just a small bit!
I send the (unchanged) file back to her.
Client: Hmm, ok thats too light, make it a bit darker.
I send the same file - again, unchanged.
Client: Ok just ad a hint of brightness and we’re done!
Again, same file, unchanged.
Client: Perfect! Has anyone told you that you are amazing at what you do?
